Portrait of King John The First

It has come to my attention that John Samuelsen wants to have his picture in every crew quarter through out the system. His thought process seems to be a little addle. He thinks that he is the president of the USA. He has told Charlie Jenkins to commission a painter for his portrait. He has also instructed Charlie to find a cosmetologist to grow hair to hide his balding. John is said to be so vain that all the pictures on the web site will be of him and not any other elected officer. He has told photographers to only take pictures of his face and not his portly body. They say that he sings "I'm to sexy for my self" while walking through the union hall. In his office you can hear "Play that funky music white boy"and he has banned all R&B from the hall. His logic is Roger liked R&B and we hate Roger therefore we hate R&B.



At the last staff meeting it is rumored that John told everyone to take dancing lessions so that they can side step questions the members may ask. He also told the staff to read 1984 by George Orwell and learn how to double speak. I've been told that there are now vasoline dispensers at 2 B'way and at 130 Livingston St. Not to worry the dispensers will be coming to your work location in the near future. News Flash: At the next MTA board meeting, they will give John an accomondation for his non action in fighting for the third year of our contract. Recently while John was away from the office, Tony Utano was heard in the hallway saying "I'm in charge". Not to be out done Charlie Jenkins declared himself in charge. While all this was going on Earl Philips was cowering in a corner with his thumb up his rear end, saying "What a good boy am I".